Beyoncé

They have really good hova d'oeuvres. And a bunch of stuff you can get á la mrscarter.

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"Hit me." -Jay-Z

[via The Daily What]

Michelle said "you have beautiful eyes", but we don't know what Beyoncé said because she just mouthed the words.

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The coolest thing YOU'VE ever done in a Snuggie is jerk off.

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Motherhood is very becoming on Beyonce.

[via Chive]

Luckily the victim knew that Beyonce was "super preggers" or he might not still be alive today.

[story at Fox 8 Cleveland / via BuzzFeed]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Despite the lyrics, I'm not convinced this guy is actually gay.  That room is way too messy and there are nowhere near enough clothes in the closet.

Either way, just goes to show the benefits of a Penn State education.

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Wait, which one of them is fake pregnant with Jay-Z's baby?! I can't even tell the difference!

[via BWE]