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Wow! That does look like death! And by "death", I mean "a McDonald's chicken nugget". Let's take a closer look!

AHHH!! Get that zombie death nugget away from me!

If I wanted to see super scary corpses limping around in tattered clothes, I'd just go to McDonald's.

[eBay via Consumerist]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yeah, there's a penis pump. And lots of other things for you "losers" to bid on.

Get your own piece of Tosh.0 memorabilia that may or may not have touched Daniel's crotch HERE.

Bid away!

For just $235,000 you could own a dried piece of glue that seller Christopher Herbert describes as the 'missing piece' in any Simpsons fan's collection.

"Doh!" -You, when your girlfriend cleans your apartment and mistakes your one-of-a-kind collector's item for an old blob of Elmer's.

[via Buzzfeed]

Bid now on JFK's air guitar! It comes in a box with his loyalty to Jackie.

[via Pic Is Unrelated]

I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first? The bad news?

Okay.

Justin Bieber cut his hair.

I'll give you a moment to recover.

You back? Okay. Now here's the good news. Said trimmed locks are for sale.

A box of Bieber hair? Hell yeah. How early is too early for Christmas shopping?

Now head on over to eBay and make your $10,000 bid. The money will benefit an animal shelter. But let's be honest. The real winner here is YOU.

[via The Clearly Dope]

A Tom Brady jersey will cost you $79.99 at the NFL Shop. But if you settle for one that Dane Cook wrote all over, you can get it for less than $20!

And I think the going rate for a bottle of Wite-Out is only $1.79.

So all in all, that's quite a steal.

[via The DW]