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I don't know how many different ways I can say it: the man's got life experience.
[via I Heart Chaos]
The day I started this job my bosses told me that I wasn't allowed to blog about politics unless it was a big fucking deal. Well, well, well. Look what we have here.
Apparently Biden didn't know his microphone was on, or didn't care, when he leaned into Obama at the signing of the Health Care Bill and said, "This is a big fucking deal."
Uh-oh, Bideyboo. It is a big fucking deal. But you're the Vice President of the United States which means swear words are definitely NSFW.
Learn your Internet slang! BFD would have gone over much smoother. Had you abbreviated, we'd probably all be talking about the bill itself instead of emailing our friends this 14 second clip of you dropping the f-bomb.
Actually, that's not true. We'd either be talking about Tiger Woods' sexts or Jesse James' mistress. Thanks for the distraction.
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