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BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber's Hair Is For Sale!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 24, 2011 at 11:00AM

I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first? The bad news?


Justin Bieber cut his hair.

I'll give you a moment to recover.

You back? Okay. Now here's the good news. Said trimmed locks are for sale.

A box of Bieber hair? Hell yeah. How early is too early for Christmas shopping?

Now head on over to eBay and make your $10,000 bid. The money will benefit an animal shelter. But let's be honest. The real winner here is YOU.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Justin Bieber's Death Scene

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 18, 2011 at 2:00PM

On last night's episode of CSI, Justin Bieber was violently shot and killed in a stand-off with the police.

Consider yourself a fan of CSI.

[via BlameItOnTheVoices]



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Dad At A Justin Bieber Concert Puts Things In Perspective

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 10, 2011 at 6:00PM

Whatever you're going through right now can't be that bad.

[via BlameItOnTheVoices]


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This Kid Is Talking To You

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 12, 2010 at 5:00PM

This kid is not happy with you. Which means he's not happy with me either.

And frankly, I'm a little scared of him. Probably because he reminds me of Andy's freaky neighbor on Toy Story. Like, seriously? With the braces?

Anyway, I don't want to piss Sid Phillips off. So… fine, I'LL BUY THE DAMN NAIL POLISH!!!

[via Today's Big Thing]

Empty Your Bank Accounts

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 4, 2010 at 10:00AM

One dollar can feed a child in Cambodia for a whole week. Yeah. But it can also kill a Justin Bieber fan for a lifetime.

How lasting will the impact of your donation be? Think about that.

And since those ads show you the moving image of a child with flies in its eyes as propaganda, I'd like to show you this. I hope those screams are seared in your memory forever.

[via Eat Liver]