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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

I'm A Real 'Biker' In The 'Sack'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 20, 2013 at 6:00PM

bikeballs

Complete this sentence: "Riding your bike in the city takes a lot of ________."

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

balls

bike

biker balls

bikes

testicles

Head Out On The Safeway

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

oldguy

This is one dude you don't want to steal a Werther's Original from.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bike

motorbike

motorcycle

old

old age

old guy

In High School I Was Kind Of A Ramp

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 5:00PM

bikeramp

"Hey, neat trick! Can I get up now?"

[via Break]

Tags: 

bike

bikes

biking

biking trick

fat kid

fat kid ramp

fat kids

kids

ramp

teens

Tryna Catch Me Ridin' Dirty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

dildobike

A used bike seat is far more likely to get stolen than a used dildo.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bicycle

bike

cock

dick

dildo

penis

seat

wtf

Those Things Are Meant For Any Kind Of Bike, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

unsafebaby

What's awesome about it is they can weave in between traffic.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

baby

bad

bicycle

bike

child

danger

moped

mototcycle

parent

parenting

safe

safety

wtf

If You Think THIS Is Cool

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

Check this next trick where I get horribly injured because I'm wearing a onesie instead of proper motorcycle gear! All right!!!

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

bike

biker

dress

dude

motorcycle

onesie

pajamas

pjs

style

Check Out The Wheels On Her

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 4, 2013 at 2:00PM

Serious question: Do you take this to a mechanic or a gyno?

[via Acid Cow]

And Throw Away The Key

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

Slow court day.

[via Izismile]

One Step Forward, One Step Back

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

Tags: 

bike

calories

cone

cream

fail

gain

ice

lose

new year's

resolution

stationary

workout

wtf

Look! It's A Bike… Err, Chick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

Does he know how to make her recumbent, or does she have to do it herself?

Either way, it reminds me of this.

[via Boss Thug]

Tags: 

bike

chick

doggy

girl

naked

recumbent

riding

Sex

woman

wtf

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