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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

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Did you say something? Sorry I'm busy doing ONE MILLION SQUATS.

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Miami girls might be tan, but we got hard nipples 24/7.

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The beard doesn't bother me at all- as long as he's takin' care of that bikini line.

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Which of these toned, fit ladies with a bikini made of chest hair is not like the other?

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

<<blinks>> ..I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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It's taking all my will power not to make a joke about pepperoni nipples.

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And quit showing off- my blow jobs are free too.

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Don Draper has nothing on the ad genius at St. Catherine Bakery.

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"Fuck this.  Getting to online porn is too complicated.  I'll just masturbate to the video." ? Every single person who bought this video.

Because let's be honest: If you're sleazy enough to buy a Windows 95 tutorial taught by a woman in a bikini, you're sleazy enough to fap to a Windows 95 tutorial taught by a woman in a bikini.

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