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"Next I'll show you how to break L'Chiymen."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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I don't want to know the places that dreidel's been.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

I CAN'T READ THIS CLIP. THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT.

[via Urlesque]

Think of all the times somebody DIDN'T let you know.

[via Failblog]

Yeah, I know. Where do you think I got it?

[via reddit]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't worry, Carli.  You can just watch Tosh.0 at Shauna's house!

Well, shiiiiiiiiiiit.

Do you like your Internet exactly the way it is? FULL OF SQUIRRELS DANCING TO MICHAEL JACKSON? Of course you do.

Can you believe SOPA and PIPA want to put an end to all this greatness?

If you think the Tosh.0 blog sucks now, you should see it after these bills pass. You'd actually have to pay attention to your professor because there would be nothing else to look at.

The other day I was at a nice restaurant (I know, I know, I make too much money) and I bit into a mushroom truffle pizza and pulled a rubber band out of my mouth. Because of that tiny piece of elastic, I got a free pizza, free drinks, and a free dessert.

Moral of the story?

BRING A RUBBER BAND WITH YOU TO NICE DINNERS.

Or, if you're going to IHOP, just bring a hair.

[via reddit]

What I find hardest to believe about this whole bill is that the "#1 Sports Bar in North America" is in Canada.

[via NextRound]

I promise I will never forget…

…the day I saw someone tip $9 on a $35 check.  You realize the economy is in the shitter, right?  We gotta tighten our belts!  I think 20% is a perfectly good tip.  Maybe $8 if you're rounding up.  $9 is just making the rest of us look bad.

[via Reddit]