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Take It From Chris Clarke: Happiness Doesn't Exist

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 5:00PM

divorce

Or better yet: a gun!

[via Break]

Is Tomorrow The Last Day Of The Blog And World Hashtag Yolo?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 10:00AM

No more homework!

[via Izismile]

I Hear He Does All His Own Stunts

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2012 at 12:00PM

All jokes aside, nobody deserves to have a creepy Scientology baby.

[via Izismile]

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Tom

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You And Me Both

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 10, 2012 at 10:00AM

But I thought Hector Elizondo was married?  Why is he going by Marc??

[via Sketchy Santas]

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There's Something In It For Everyone

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 4, 2012 at 10:00AM

My favorite part is when Jack Nicholson runs through the labyrinth with an axe and then Anne Hathaway shaves her head.

[via Twitter]

Gap Is Getting Way Edgier

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Tuck your knees into your chest in our boot cut stretchy dark wash denim (now only $39.99), and get ready to be fisted by a guy in a stylish cropped jean jacket ($49.99)!

[via Failblog]

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Hit The Nail On The Head

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

Yes. Macaulay Culkin, Christina Aguilera, Mario Lopez.. Okay fine. I'll call the center.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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You'll Get 'Em Next Time, Chili's

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 5:00PM

A victory for heavily processed Mexicans everywhere.

[via Fail Blog]

Way To Focus On The Important Causes, Big Mama

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 20, 2012 at 1:00PM

Critics are calling this the best Tyler Perry movie yet.

[via Poorly Dressed]

Orca Hand Signals Are My Favorite Hand Signals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 14, 2012 at 10:00AM

Your girlfriend. Because she's a whale.

[via Imgur]

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