billie jean

Last Thursday, we showed you "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker." You don't have to watch the whole video to get the point: It's a guy making crepes like Michael Jackson.  So don't watch the whole video and say, "Where was the funny part, asshole?"  I'm giving you MJ here.  That's comedic gold.  Don't complain.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Dan Haff with his title, "Best way to get inside anything is to just pound it until the hole is big enough."  Yikes.  I don't want to have to go into why this is funny.  Yikes.  Congratulations, Dan!!

This video surfaced yesterday and everyone went about praising the kid for his crazy Michael Jackson moves. But not here, folks. Not here.

On the Tosh.0 blog we don't encourage baby prostitution or creepily talented toddlers. The amount of tiny crotch-grabbing in this video is enough to make you sick. And look at the way he stares into the camera. This is no ordinary child.

I'm convinced the spirit of Michael Jackson is trapped inside him, working his baby limbs like a puppet. At this rate, MJ will Beetlejuice-dance the life right out of him before his 6th birthday.

Could he just be a kid that's really, really good at moonwalking? Yes. But it's highly unlikely.

[via TBT]

Michael Jackson was one half-assed moonwalk away from being in The Glamour Boyz.

But if he did end up a Glamour Boy then "Billie Jean" would never have happened and "Bluejay" would be missing a bunch of music and lyrics.

I think things worked out for the best.

[via FFF]