Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A dad whose Halloween costume is Disneyland. Yes. He is going as Disneyland.
- 10 most expensive billionaire homes. So many bathrooms to clean.
- Underwear that stops your farts from smelling. This is the future, America.
- 6 creepy places where dead bodies lay out in the open. NOPE.
- This paralympian's Halloween costumes are the best ever. Lamp? Flamingo? Jesus Christ he's amazing.
- It's hump day! So let's drool over some butts.
- A padded shirt for guys gives them pecs and arm muscles. Now us ladies will finally know how you feel when you go to grab boob and it's padding.
- 9 freaky scientific discoveries. I'm so much dumber than scientists.
- A woman got busted for simulating sex at a cricket match, which doesn't surprise me at all because cricket is as boring as baseball.
- And this dude is awesome at nunchucks. Like really, really awesome.
[video via Videogum]