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Classic Miscommunication

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

Him: What would turn you on?

His Baby Mama: Diaper money.

[via fotozup]

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baby

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diaper

miscommunication

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wtf

Here's The Mail It Never Fails

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2013 at 10:00PM

A change of pace from figuratively being smacked in the face by credit card bills.

[via Imgur]

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bills

child

credit card

face

fail

kid

mail

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Super Bowl Squatter

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

Yeah but it's only so he doesn't get little pee droplets all over his Uggs.

[via Gamedayr]

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buffalo

crowd

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sign

sits

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tom brady

Tailgating Season Has Arrived

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2013 at 6:00PM

Her upper lip will smell like BBQ sauce and beer sweat for the next two days.

[via @TRickettson]

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beer

bills

boobs

football

man boobs

motorboating

nfl

sweat

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He Had Some Very Specific Requests

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

I hope there are strippers in heaven. Or at least a vending machine.

[via I Am Bored]

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bills

coffin

dead

death

dollar

funeral

gangster

guy

homie

money

ones

rain