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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

The United States Broken Down by Binge Drinking

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

Yes, Wisconsin has the highest percentage, but South Dakota and Tennessee were so fucking hammered they forgot to even fill out the report.

[source The Daily / via The High Definite]

Passed Out on the Toilet

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | June 19, 2009 at 2:00PM

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It?s cruel enough that people took pictures of their friends drunkenly passed out on the toilet and posted them on the internet in this online photo gallery, but there?s one photo that sticks out among this collection of drunken shmucks:

baby

What?s the biggest problem I have with this picture?  This is a baby.

Babies don?t use toilets, they use diapers.

Get the theme right, guys! I don?t mind that this baby is drunk and passed out; probably stopped him from crying or pooping or whatever babies do.

BUT you should be saving this for a seperate drunken baby gallery*, where they pass out on things that make more sense.  

*Please let me know when that goes up. 

[via Gorilla Mask]

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