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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

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Eventually, the Ugly Duckling turned into a beautiful swan (who was actually just a guy jerking off in a lake).

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Someone put cocaine in my birdseed and I've never felt more alive.

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Saddest episode of The Jersey Shore ever.

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Fun fact: he has the opposite problem with women. Thank you, good night!

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Especially Ping, whose retinas were scraped by bird claws.

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Things I need to do on the subway today: 1) close legs 2) PDA with pigeon.

Nailed it!

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Bird, you just earned yourself a meeting with Mr. David Geffen.

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