birds

I see Matt's bird fiasco, and I raise him 30 pigeons.

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It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

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Saddest episode of The Jersey Shore ever.

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Fun fact: he has the opposite problem with women. Thank you, good night!

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There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Especially Ping, whose retinas were scraped by bird claws.

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Using the best man's birds was kind of a dick move, no?

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<<loads BB gun>> Okay now don't. Move.

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Sure, but could this bird — under pressure — fix the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive system allowing for a last-minute escape from Imperial forces at Cloud City?

Yeah, I don't think so.  Fuck birds.

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"You know what's more annoying than birds?  That asshole Jeff Foster constantly blowing his fucking air horn." — Jeff's neighbors

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Duck-pocalypse" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.