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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 20, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Duck-pocalypse."  Actually, "Duck-pocalypse" is a damn good title.  You guys have your work cut out for you.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Kevin Kite with his title, "If it was painted black, it would have jumped higher." It's funny because…  Oh fuck that.  You all know why it's funny.  Congratulations, Kevin!

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Messin' with Seagulls

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 14, 2011 at 12:00PM

These guys are going to need a serious car wash after these gulls exact their revenge.

I imagine something like this…

[via The Daily What]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 6, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Duck Eating Pizza Hut Pizza" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 1, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Duck Eating Pizza Hut Pizza."  Obviously, I've been saving this video for a very special occasion.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

In one of our tightest votes in quite some time, Tommy Keller edged out Curt Pangracs to win this week's Rename This Video Vote.  The winning title: "I like the part where he moves it."  It's funny because it's a phrase that everyone has heard on the Internet a million times and what's funnier than hearing the same jokes used over and over in slightly different variations in different situations!  Congratulations, Tommy!!

Hardcore Duck Crossing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 8, 2011 at 10:00AM

The Ducks — the long-awaited retooling of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds — just isn't as scary as the original.  Unless you find moderate traffic congestion really scary.

And the dialogue sucks.  "There's a white guy lost there"??  Um, clearly they're in the suburbs.  I'm pretty sure it's all the other ducks who are lost.

[via The Daily What]

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Fan Favorites: Angry Birds

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 25, 2011 at 6:00PM

Boom.  Angry Birds.  See how easy that was.

You could all learn a lot from Andrew.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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angry

angry birds

apps

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 1, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Goose March" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Tags: 

birds

flock

gaggle

geese

Goose

goose march

march

rename

run

vote

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 24, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Goose March."  Did you know a group of geese on the ground is called a "gaggle."  Shrug.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Tuesday's Rename This Video vote was a tight one, but Mike Velker prevailed with his title, "Ok, now play Free Bird."  It's hilarious because jerks are always yelling out "Play Free Bird!" at concerts and everybody loves jerks!  Congrats, Mike!

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Goose

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Oh Now You've Done It, Society!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 20, 2011 at 12:00PM

Mashable reports that the game Angry Birds is going to be turned into an animated series.

Now those birds will really have something to be angry about: Having their good reputation ruined by a lazy Hollywood money grab.

How much backstory do we really want here?  I don't need to learn that the reason the pigs stole the eggs was because the birds cut off funding to the pigs food stamps program and the pigs needed the eggs to feed their starving children or something.  I don't want to turn my subway ride diversion into some big moral dilemma.

And can a feature film be far behind?

I wonder if Bob Hoskins is available?  He always seems down to turn a popular video game into a terrible movie.

Actually, new question: I wonder if Bob Hoskins is alive?

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angry

angry birds

apps

birds

games

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Rovio

television

tv

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Angry Birds In Real Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 12, 2011 at 1:04AM

Season 3 of Tosh.0 gets off to a bloody start.?

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