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Fan Favorites: 100-Year-Old Stripper

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 12, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Just trying to give Cameron the whole spectrum of exotic dancers.

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Happy Birthday, Daniel Tosh!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Look, I made you a cake of me blacking out on your birthday cake. (Don't worry, that's a fresh diaper!)

Happy birthday to Daniel Tosh, and to all a happy Daniel!

[via Cakecentral]

I Can't Wait To See Joe's Sh*t-Eating Grin

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

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This makes more sense when you realize Joe is a fly.

[via Izismile]

Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

[via Acid Cow]

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Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

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And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

[via Izismile]

Take That, Death!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

This form of arthritis is most common in NYC cab drivers.

[via Cherryplucker]

World's Sh*ttiest Birthday

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

Not bad, but it would have looked more believable if you'd thrown a couple of nuts in there.

[via Izismile]

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Happy Birthday, MLK Jr!

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

Hope you're all enjoying your day off! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

[via Buzzfeed]

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'Is There A Way To Make That Red… Bloodier?'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

"The tits look great though."

[via Lamebook]

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Oh, Brother

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 25, 2012 at 12:00PM

Cake: the titties of childhood.

[via The Chive]

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