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Molly Hates Birthdays

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

Maybe they should quit reminding her how old she is in human years.

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Man, Hair Really Burns

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2014 at 4:00PM

You asked for a haircut for your birthday, right?

[via Failblog]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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Surprise, No One Loves You

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2014 at 6:00PM

Her friends and family can totally make up for it by adding a few more exclamation points to their Facebook "Happy Birthday" message.

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Family Portrait/Exhibit A

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 18, 2014 at 5:00PM

Relax guys, he just used it to cut the birthday cake. Unrelated, he did eventually wind up murdering them all.

[via Izismile]

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