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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Good Morning!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

You know what would've made the shadow uglier? If it had that lipstick on.

[via Unique Daily]

Tags: 

ass

Bitch

good morning

LOL

shadow

ugly

video

vine

…Are You Mad At Me Or Something?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 12:00PM

whorehouse

'Cause if you were I'd want you to tell me.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

Bitch

graffiti

house

oh no

vandalize

whore

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 21, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I'm an orphan so that's all I have, you bitch.

Excuse Your French

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

Today's special: your punk-ass on a platter.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

bich

Bitch

cafe

cafes

n-word

nga

racist

restaurant

sign

sign fail

signs

wtf

Oh, You KNOW I'll Be There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2013 at 10:00AM

Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!

[via Chairman LOL]

Tags: 

beach

Bitch

festival

sign

summer

translate

translation

This Post Is For My Sister

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2012 at 3:00PM

And all the other bitches born 21 years ago today.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

21

birthday

Bitch

cake

happy birthday

toilet

vomit

Hey, Check Out This Big Ol' Elephant Penis

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

big

Bitch

car

couple

elephant

fight

huge

paul

penis

Sex

trunk

This Old Story…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 25, 2012 at 1:00PM

Back in my day, we respected our elderly ninjas.

[via The Clearly Dope]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 12, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Mom's home.

Tags: 

Bitch

channel

fan

mop

tosh.0

tweet

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 14, 2011 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

What do you think about your mom, Ami? Hard to tell from the tweet.

Tags: 

Bitch

daddy

fan

mom

starbucks

tweet

twitter

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