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Look, it's either this or drowning her kids in the tub.

[via DoucheChillz]

Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

[via Izismile]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yeah geez! We all know laughter is the printer's Kryptonite.

"Hey, I am not a bitch!  I am a recreational 5K runner! …  Okay, maybe I am a bitch."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Tyler Perry's remake of Memento looks really good.

[via The Clearly Dope]

"And then he asked me if I come here often and that's when I realized I needed to go on a diet."

[via Reddit]

That's all I need to see to know that "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" is my new favorite show.

[via TBT]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Man Fits 800 Straws In His Mouth" (as seen on RecordSetter.com) and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Man Fits 800 Straws In His Mouth" as seen on RecordSetter.com.  It's pretty impressive. Let's show him how wowed we are by most likely making jokes about other things that have been in his mouth.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

This week's Rename This Video Vote was pretty close but Nikolai Hansen came out on top with his title, "I'll bring that bitch a pool, bitches love pools". It's funny because dogs are also called bitches. Congratulations, Nikolai!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Dude…  Alex…  Why would you tweet something like that?  You're completely misrepresenting our show.

Let me set the record straight…  There is a new Tosh.0 tomorrow for EVERYONE, not just bitches.