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Sure, most of our readers are too young to do their taxes, but that doesn't mean I didn't have to and it certainly doesn't mean you can't enjoy this photo.

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Reminds me of that old pirate tune, "Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bucket Of Cum."

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"Okay, now let's see if it TASTES suspicious."

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This is at least a slightly more intimate setting than Sbarro.

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The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.

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This blowjob had no survivors.

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My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

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Must be embarrassing to have a mother so open about being Canadian.

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'Cause she's all, "I only do missionary" and I'm like, "It'd be awesome if you didn't talk".

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Look, there are plenty of people who've reached international stardom from a little mouth/wrist combo. I'm sure she'll have a Klothing Kompany in no time.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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