black friday

Holy shit. If I knew Target had one of those TVs that doesn't have commercials on it, I too would have braved the crowds on Black Friday.

Also, a toddler-sized shark diving cage is not a bad idea. What are you supposed to do with your kids when you go shark diving? Leave them in the hands of some irresponsible sitter?

[via The DW]

Did you risk your life for a faux-vintage corduroy waistcoat at 30% off? Well, hopefully it was worth it you crazy hipster.

I bought a car air freshener of a cat dressed as Lady Gaga. Overall, a pretty successful day.

Happy Cyber Monday! Might I direct you here.

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It seems like forever ago that I personally made Rebecca Black an Internet star (at least according to Nightline).

But "forever" in Internet terms equals a mere 8 months in real time, making this the first Thanksgiving since "Friday" went viral, meaning it's the first chance for an inevitable Black "Friday" parody ad.

Kohl's is the first to toss their hat in the ring.

And somehow, they don't do the song justice.  Where's the random middle-aged black dude rapping while rolling around in a shopping cart?

Kohl's, you gotta realize people are about as over Rebecca Black as they're over reading the Tosh.0 Blog.

[via The Daily What]

Black Friday shopping got violent at a Menards in Wisconsin when a crazy lady refused to go to the back of the line. Apparently she threw an electric heater at the heroine holding the camera.

If I lived in Appleton, Wisconsin and I woke up at 3 am to shop at a hardware store, I'd probably start throwing stuff too. At some point, things are so bad that chucking a small appliance no longer seems out of line.

[via The HD]