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Happy Non-White History Month

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 6, 2013 at 12:00PM

Okay class, today we'll be learning about the time Martin Luther King Jr. defeated EL CHUPACABRA.

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In Honor of Black History Month

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 16, 2011 at 4:00PM

"Oh, I thought you were talking about Martin Luther King, Sr.  Why did he die?  You don't know, do you??  Who's stupid now, jerk!"

But in all seriousness, this was taken from an article in the Citrus County Chronicle and that girl is just 12 years old.

Way to publicly embarrass a sixth grader, Citrus Country Chronicle.  You're doing a bang up job over there.

Breaking news: 12-year-olds say dumb shit.  That's no reason to plaster their face all over the paper.  Maybe a second grader pissed his pants in class.  Make sure you get a reporter on the scene for that too.  Front page material.

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