His dick is: long.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
[stills via I am Bored]
Maybe this seems racist but at least they're allowed on the same court.
This guy is either super cool or he just enjoys peeing on KitKats.
[via Acid Cow]
Do you think her boyfriend feels weird jizzing onto a picture of his home continent?
[via It Makes No Sense]
"Daniel is fierce. He's nailed the Smize." -Tyra Banks
I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.
Tonight Daniel wore a Vince cashmere hoodie, a John Varvatos plaid button down shirt, Joe's black jeans, and Royal Elastic black boots. It's the nicer version of what every guy in this office wears to work everyday.