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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Relax, He Just Loves 'The A Team' And Hates Blacks

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

Personally, I'm really offended by the notion that Mr. T would ever wear pearls.

[via Izismile]

Do You Though?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

You're sitting in Starbucks on your laptop. I think you scare black people.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Happy Non-White History Month

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 6, 2013 at 12:00PM

Okay class, today we'll be learning about the time Martin Luther King Jr. defeated EL CHUPACABRA.

[via Happy Place]

You Know The One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

…Which Reminds Us: Is The Jew Feeling Better?

[via The Chive]

The Most Confusing And Intense Hair Cut Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

Great, now I'm searching the internet for a black Michael Jackson shaved into a white guy's head.

[via The Chive]

'Dude, That's TOTALLY Me!'

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 5:00PM

Don't get too excited yet, buddy. It may just be laundry day.

[via The Chive]

Can You Recommend A Vaguely Racist Way To Wash Dishes?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you think this is offensive, you should see how we use him in the bedroom.

[via Acid Cow]

The Bloods, The Crips, And Meemaw

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 14, 2012 at 10:00AM

If she wasn't legally blind she'd be so scared right now.

[via Uber Humor]

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Fan Favorites: Black Kid At A Rave

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2012 at 6:00PM

Anything for my studly coworker. You're the best, Matt!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Or else I'll have to make the other blogger suggest one.

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Santa Might Be On Bath Salts

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2012 at 10:00AM

If you're nice he'll bring you presents. If you're naughty he'll eat your moms face off.

[via Imgur]

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