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For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

[via I Am Bored]

Let's be honest, if this kind of behavior was socially acceptable, I'd be covered in a blanket hiding in a corner right now.

Thank you, dog, for making hating your life cool again.

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

2011 is all about Forever Lazy. The "one-piece, lie-around, lounge-around, full-body lazy wear" with zippered hatches in front and back when duty calls.

It's the ultimate in American comfort.

Opening your unemployment check just got that much cozier!

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There is literally nothing in this world sexier than a Snuggie. I think we can all agree on that. So a guide to warm and cozy sex positions using the sleeved blanket only seems natural.

The Snuggie Sutra is a website and a soon-to-be book that solves intercourse's biggest issue (no, not babies):

"Sex is fun. Blankets are a pain in the ass.

You know how it is… blankets get tangled. Or tossed aside. She gets cold. He gets shrinkage. There's never been a solution to having sex while avoiding a chill. Until the Snuggie."

Pictured above is The Manket, the only stick people sex position I felt comfortable showing you.

But go to the site and check out The Pitched Tent. Looks like it's time for a picnic!

[via Time]

Yes, you could use this product for your marriage, but pulling the ol' "dutch oven" is half the fun of even having a significant other to begin with.

Why not utilize this amazing invention where it is really needed…

On the homeless!

We got charities out there giving free blankets to the homeless to keep them warm, but those filthy vagrants still smell.  If we gave them these blankets, it wouldn't improve their marriages, but it would improve our streets, subway systems and public bathrooms.

So let's go out there and kill two birds with one stone!  Better Marriage Blankets and the homeless: It's a match made in heaven!

[via The Daily What]