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Was It Worth It?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 31, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Right… That's why I'm bleeding from the anus… The hot sauce…"

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New York City Videographer Has No Empathy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 23, 2009 at 12:00PM

Dude.  You just watched a guy get pummelled mercilessly on the street in broad daylight and the best you can do is say "Jesus."

Help the poor man!

In his description of the video on YouTube, TheRustySavage writes, "Dude's face was actually bleeding hard core for like the next 10 minutes, but i had to bounce soon after."

"Had to bounce"?!?  Did you maybe consider calling a paramedic?  Or the police?  Or does posting it online for other people's amusement resolve the situation??

What a coward.  This is what people used to think of when they thought of rude, uncaring New Yorkers.  Let's not bring that back, please.

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