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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Turn the Lights Off, Carry Me Home

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 12, 2012 at 10:00AM

At least he didn't do it with Tupac lyrics.

"..all the other people on my block hate your guts, then you wonda why they stare and call you a slut."

[via College Humor]

Aaand We're Old

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 24, 2012 at 3:00PM

Take off your pants and put on a house robe, you old farts.

[via Buzzfeed]

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