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New episodes of Tosh.0 return in May. Until then, you can read the blog ALL DAY EVERY DAY. We're constantly updating it with funny videos and pictures and shit from the show.

The blog is here for you, Emmy. You've got something to live for! So turn that parenthesis upside down.

"When Parents Text" is a new blog dedicated to the awesome, awkward, and confusing text messages parents send to their kids. I find it hilarious and very relatable.

In fact, just yesterday my mom I had the following text convo about my little brother's arm. (He had been tested for tuberculosis.)

Mom: look at chases left firearm to see if there is a rash let me know

Me: We already looked. He's fine. But he does have an alarming amount of earwax that probably needs to be taken care of

Mom: Saving up to make some candy

Yeah, I can't make that shit up.

[When Parents Text]

Lonely Paul in Elgin, Illinois is so desperate to find love, he's dedicated an entire blog to it.

Can Anyone Find Me A Wife? is a sad compilation of the 38 reasons Paul claims women should love him. "Furriness" and a guarantee that "you'll be the smart one" are among the list.

Sure, it's a joke. But come on, he's clearly an actual single man. So let's find him a wife because he's offering 5% of his future income to the lucky gal!

You guys know desperate ladies, right? Because I certainly didn't already send him all my info and set up a date for next week or anything.

[via Dumb as a Blog]

Ryan Gosling reading Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling is the new James Franco kissing James Franco.

[via TheHD]

One can only assume he's perusing the Tosh.0 blog.

I am SO proud.

[via The Daily What]

Sometimes in life we're forced to make tough decisions. And it's those choices that truly shape our characters.

Today, we ask you to make the most important decision we've asked you to make since the last most important decision we asked you to make.

Watch this montage of Daniel in various states of undress if you need help deciding. Then VOTE! And let your voice be heard.

On a mobile device? Click here.

On this blog, we never make corrections. We just write our posts. And if there are mistakes, we live with those consequences.

Every third black guy we bang is HIV positive? Well, if that's what it says…

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Whoa, Nicoya!  Calm down.

Yes, tomorrow's episode is the season finale, but Tosh.0 will be back and better than ever in January!  That's just three short months away!

When your parents go away for three months, do you cry because they are gone and you miss them??

No!  You invite all your friends over and throw a three month party!

In this case, just substitute "throw a three month party" with "read the blog which will be updated regularly during the break."

Awesome, right?!  Party!!!  (On the blog.)

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from bbaallman in response to a picture of Snooki reading a book.

I appreciate this irrelevant comment for its simplicity. But it's still ridiculous. I give you Snooki on a spring horse at a playground reading a book called "Power" and you give me blog blog blog?!

Come on, bbaallman! Our relationship is a two-way street!

Now get your hands off my ass.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Confession time… I saw Step Up 3D.

Album Tacos is a Tumblr site that takes iconic album covers and adds tacos. Why? Because some people have a lot of free time. And those people like tacos.

Don't ask questions. Just enjoy.

[via HuffPo]