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Ah, The Ol' Wedding Night Survival Kit

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

For all you lyin' hos out there.

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Cleanup On Aisle Gross

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

I have always maintained that if a woman can make a great period joke, you marry her.

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Heavy Flow Puppy Pads

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2014 at 11:00AM

They must be bloodhounds.

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She's Got Spirit

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 19, 2014 at 8:00PM

Guys I'm just not feeling the part of the routine where I'm punched in the face repeatedly.

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Adorable Bloodbath

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

Get one cute baby animals calendar with any purchase of 5 or more pounds of our tender veal!

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