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The beach is fun. Period.

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"The tits look great though."

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Big Muscles and Boobs (above)
• Hoop Launch
• Orbital Sander on Foot
• Oh No! Oh Dear God, No!
• A Black Guy, a Priest, and a Rabbi
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bulldozer Rampage
• Frustrated Asian Driver
• Exclusive Interview: Krispy Kreme
• The Man Shot
• Pretty Bridge

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

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"Now that's good storytelling!" — Michael Bay

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Or just two: fuck you.

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You think that's bad…  He tweeted a photo of his wife's hymen.

[via I Am Bored]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel dives headfirst into life in small town Kentucky in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, shit gets dangerous, ya'll.

Tune in to Tosh.0 Tuesday at 10!

Yeah. But your blood's not going to show up 16 years later wanting to get to know her father. And then all of a sudden you're interested in being a part of your blood's life and you try to break up her lesbian mothers' relationship so you can be the dad to the teenagers your blood created.

Then in the end the moms are all like, we raised this blood. You don't get to show up and be a father once we've already built this family. Go back to your trendy organic restaurant, loser!!!

THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT without you.

Then you're all sad and lonely.

Think about it, boys.

Blood donation: not dramatic enough to be a movie.

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