blooper

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Cookie tacos beg the question: should you dunk them in horchata?
• Gary Busey tells us how to have sex in trees. Thanks, but I could just ask a squirrel.
• Man Vs Wild producer got a snake bite and OHMYGODHOLYFUCK
• Here's lingerie model Erin Heatherton, who will never be your girlfriend
• This weather blooper reminds me a lot of when Ashlee Simpson was on SNL
• The Korean masturbating teacher is probably fired
• A missed connection at the Grilled Cheese Invitational is pretty gouda
• 19 medical emergencies only Yahoo! Answers can solve. Lots of things going up buttholes.
• A leopard vs a piņata proves that all species enjoy fiestas Mexicanas
• And in case you somehow completely missed the best post ever, here's Small Dad.

[photo via sheknows]

This happened last week, and they're STILL LAUGHING.

[via ClownyGirlz]

I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

[via DoucheChillz]

Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Scared Baby
• Stay Positive
• Mushroom Sex Toy
• I'm So Pale
• Watch The Background

She's probably not allowed to drive 'cause her headlights are always out. Ha! God I'm good.

[via The Clearly Dope]

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, making your coworker look stupid is funny everytime.

[via theDW]

Woops, I mean best! Silly me. I always have breasts on the brain.

Anyway, watch this guy look like a tit on television. I mean boob.

[via Warming Glow]

I have no idea what happened to the nine vehicles on the freeway or the kid who was hit by a car in the crosswalk but it's definitely going to be SUNNY ON WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.

[via The DW]

President Obama and top lawmakers are working to come up with a budget agreement to raise the amount of cunt in America.

That seems very unnecessary. There's plenty in Washington alone!

They all know Michele Bachmann, right?

[via Dlisted]

Well that explains the teen pregnancy rates.

[via It Makes No Sense]