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Bomb squads in Florida have been very busy in the past few months. First, they blew up a toy pony that was left near an elementary school in Orlando and now they're after boxes of kittens.
It seems strange to me that Butterscotch the Pony had to be detonated while a duct-taped package left at the door of a Social Security office was simply opened by a guy in a spacesuit.
In the things that look threatening contest, I'd choose the taped-up white box outside a government building over the toy pony in a cul-de-sac any day.
But what do I know? I only saw The Hurt Locker once and the disc kept skipping.
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We received nearly three thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge, making it one of our most popular challenges ever and proving my theory that Tosh.0 blog readers have a lot of experience talking about blow up dolls.
After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Chris.0.
Still less silicone than South Beach.
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