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Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

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He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

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College Campus Invasion Entry of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 7, 2011 at 3:00PM

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Louisiana Tech just set the bar with singing black people, trannies, and a hot girl wearing Daniel's face as a mask.

If you can somehow top those things, your entry will be hard to beat.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Flotation Device

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 3, 2011 at 12:00PM


There's got to be a better way to wash the sperm off of your sex doll.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Flotation Device

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2011 at 4:00PM

People go nuts once they hit international waters.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Blow Up

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 27, 2010 at 12:00PM

We received nearly three thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge, making it one of our most popular challenges ever and proving my theory that Tosh.0 blog readers have a lot of experience talking about blow up dolls.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Chris.0.

Still less silicone than South Beach.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Blow Up

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 23, 2010 at 4:00PM

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The non-alcoholic way to order a "Sex on the Beach."

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