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Not until your salads agree to toss my salad.

[via Izismile]

Reminds me of that old pirate tune, "Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bucket Of Cum."

[via UberHumor]

This is at least a slightly more intimate setting than Sbarro.

[via Acid Cow]

I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

[via DoucheChillz]

The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.

[via I Heart Chaos]

This blowjob had no survivors.

[via Acid Cow]

My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

[via The Chive]

He's always like, "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

We're in counseling.

[via Izismile]

You voted, Rimjobs won. Simple as that.

By the way, every time I look at this photo I picture one of them saying, "Hey, let's get friendship bracelets" and the other one saying, "Nah, bro. Let's get something that will last forever." Aww.

Speaking of beautiful moments captured in ink, many of you will be pleased to know that Blowjob Butterfly came in 2nd place. YAY.

Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo

That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.

Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Butterfly Blowjob
• Racist
• Rimbjobs
• Flying Lady Parts
• #1 Dick Sucka