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Cat Watch 2014 Starts Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

All of the FBI's Most Wanted list would be captured by morning if "great BJs" were promised.

[via Meme Whore]

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10 Special Thanksgiving Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

Prepare your gaping gullets, you disgusting monsters! Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. Yes, we know it's actually a holiday meant to celebrate the pilgrims giving the natives syphilis (or something like that), but let's be honest, these days it's really all about football, shame-eating, and apparently dressing your helpless pets in unforgivably embarrassing, tiny costumes. God bless us, everyone!

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Tell Your Boss You Have A Tickle In Your Throat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 10:00AM

Or as I like to call it, "whores playing hooky."

[via Break]

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My Real Name's Suzi

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

[via The Chive]

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