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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Don't Mind Him

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 6:00PM

He can try to help all he wants, but she's always gonna have sand in her vagina.

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That Sounds REAL Tasty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

98.6, baby.

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When Are We Going To Talk About Lara Flynn Boyle's Toe?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 3, 2012 at 6:00PM

Let's all take the day tomorrow to reflect on how we feel. Spend some time feeling better about our own toes. Maybe by the beach.

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Definitely Not A Body

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 26, 2012 at 11:00AM

It's more effective than their "No Hitchhikers" bumper sticker.

[via izismile]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 18, 2012 at 6:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Maybe your boyfriend should spend less time having a weird body and more time getting his own TV show.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Meat Man

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 11, 2012 at 12:00PM

So… We meat again!

We received over 1,500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Rene Montez.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Nice Bush

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2012 at 3:00PM

Trim that shit up, wall! You look like a wall from an '80s porno!

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Meat Man

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 4:00PM

He'll do whatever it takes to get a job at Benihana.

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[photo: Eat Liver]

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Not Suspicious at All

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 8, 2012 at 10:00AM

Joke's on the cops.  That's not a dead body.  It's full of drugs.

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Who Wears The Pants?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

Their relationship is the ultimate Magic Eye.

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