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Real News Article About the Heat Wave Is Really Dumb

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 25, 2011 at 1:00PM

Northeast residents are encouraged not to leave their homes unless they plan on cooking pasta, want to brew a cup of tea or understand the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius.

"I had to move all my outdoor fish tanks indoors to keep them from turning into fish sticks," said a woman whose existence is almost as believable as this article's.

The Associated Press actually ran this article on Friday.  The screengrab above is as seen on Yahoo! news.

[via BuzzFeed]