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Well, it looks like we all missed the event of the season. The Scarborough Faire Renaissance Festival happened and, as you can imagine, it was freaking weird.
First off, there's a jester making a bologna, American cheese, and pickle sandwich. Which is gross enough. I wouldn't eat that sandwich for $10. If you paid me $20 then, obviously, I'd eat it — but definitely not for $10.
Anyway, the jester's creation is even more unappetizing due to the fact that he makes it with his toes. Because they did that during the Renaissance?
The toe sandwich guy eats up all the reporter's time (pun!) so some dude who plays music with wine glasses is only given 7 seconds to do his thing.
And that's it, guys. That's the Renaissance Faire. That's what you've been missing for 30 years.
Stick around until the end of the clip when the new girl ruins the veteran's joke. Toe jam! Get it? Get it?