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The Saddest Lunchable

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

Look at it this way, kid, at least no one's going to steal your lunch.

[via No Way Girl]

Talk About A Sea Nymph

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

The baby tourists love this fountain.

[via Oddee]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 2, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

That is word-for-word how Daniel pitched this show to Comedy Central.

I Can't Believe I Missed The Renaissance Faire!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 15, 2010 at 10:00AM

Well, it looks like we all missed the event of the season. The Scarborough Faire Renaissance Festival happened and, as you can imagine, it was freaking weird.

First off, there's a jester making a bologna, American cheese, and pickle sandwich. Which is gross enough. I wouldn't eat that sandwich for $10. If you paid me $20 then, obviously, I'd eat it — but definitely not for $10.

Anyway, the jester's creation is even more unappetizing due to the fact that he makes it with his toes. Because they did that during the Renaissance?

The toe sandwich guy eats up all the reporter's time (pun!) so some dude who plays music with wine glasses is only given 7 seconds to do his thing.

And that's it, guys. That's the Renaissance Faire. That's what you've been missing for 30 years.

Stick around until the end of the clip when the new girl ruins the veteran's joke. Toe jam! Get it? Get it?

[via Urlesque]