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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

This Kid Hates Miley Cyrus

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 22, 2010 at 11:00AM

…which is cool.  Who can blame her?

But is liking Bon Jovi really something to brag about?  I mean, yes, "Livin' on a Prayer" is a significant upgrade from whatever that tremendous piece of garbage who's-her-face was singing, but it's not even the best song on Slippery When Wet for the love of God!

It's not the like father changed over to Schubert or even Judas Priest.  This kid was just happy to see Miley Cyrus leave her television.  He could have popped in a VHS copy of Faces of Death II and this little girl would have smiled.

So though it's nice she has some discriminating tastes in music, don't go heaping praise on your daughter by saying she will "only listen to 80s and 90s songs."  Keep in mind the 80s and 90s is when Chumbawamba finally hit it big.

[via The Daily What]

Sonic the Hedgehog Gets The Narration it Needs

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | September 25, 2009 at 3:00PM

When I was a child, I recorded narration on to cassettes but I didn't have video games. All I had was Bon Jovi. And since that was on cassette also, I could never achieve the dream of doing both at once.

There's definitely a subculture on YouTube of gamers who post screen captures of their gaming skills. I'm not a gamer so usually I have no idea what's going on. It's hard for me to tell the difference between two videos of people getting murdered.

Jerry makes video games make sense. IMHO, that's why, IMHO, this is the best video game screen capture of, IMHO, all time. Better than Leeroy Jenkins. It's because Jerry tells us a story in layman's terms. Finally, I understand Sonic. Plus, he peppers in little fun facts. Next time I?m hanging with my gamer friends, I?ll get a ton of cred when I drop the little known fact that Knuckles and Sonic met in high school.

Jerry also spells "hello" with a W at the end. And he says it like, "hew-woaw" — The kid's just throwing W's everywhere like a badass. Even more awesome, IMHO.

[via Videogum]

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