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"Way to cockblock me, Kevin."

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"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

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Here at the Tosh blog, we get thousands of e-mails a day, all asking the same thing: "How can I spice up the relationship between me and my dog?" Good news! We may have found a cure for your canine-related blues.

Now that's a "HOT" "DOG!"

I'd like to take THIS one to the "pound", if you know what I mean! (Have sex with it.)

This one just seems sad. A.K.A. is the sexiest one of all! HELLO!

Jokes I didn't use in this post:

More like "All Dogs Go To HARD-ON!"
This one's giving me a total "Milk-BONER!"
I am literally jerking off to these pantyhose-wearing dogs!

Okay, that's it.

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Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You had me at "My dad has the biggest boner."

Hey, if there's grass on the field, my hedges get a giant boner.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes. Have you ever gotten a giant cat boner from watching it?

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I can only assume Mr. Gibbs was looking at this.

No time to write a joke.  Too busy looking at BonerSpies.com.

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Art school. It's like regular college, except without the payoff in the end.

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