boners

If you wanna get ahead in med school, you better start sucking some coccyx.

Thank you, good night.

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Wait…  Did I hear that right?

Did she just say "Big fat boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner"?

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I discovered this picture of a penis-shaped chandelier after opening a link this morning from my guy friend who just "couldn't get enough of it."  Really?  I get it — it's ridiculous and it looks like a dick.  But what is the obsession with all things "D," guys? 

Between Accidental Dong, a blog devoted to phallic objects of all kinds, Awkward Boners, a blog devoted to you know what, and Lady Gaga, the internet is chock full of "downstairs units." 

Doesn't the saying "You've seen one, you've seen them all" apply to all things shaped like the male form? Apparently not online.

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There is a website called "Hot Chicks with Dogs with Boners," and it covers exactly what it should: hot chicks with dogs with boners. You know, if you say that a certain way, it makes it sound like the chicks have boners.

It's another one of these weak Tumblr photo blogs. I wonder if these pictures were an accident or if all the girls on this site are so hot that they transcend species.

They call Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit (which we covered last week) their sister site. I'm sure it's just the same dude. Nice. Adding boners is a massive improvement. Bestiality is a way bigger market than scat. This weekend, I might make "Chicks with Hotdogs Picking Up Boner Shit" just so that this guy will cut it out.

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Fourth of July weekend usually includes fun things like grilling, drinking beer, watching fireworks, and swimming.  But it's not always easy for everyone to handle all that fun…

If you don't know what I'm referencing, than you're probably just like this guy.  Good luck in life.  It's just a couple bikinis and pizzas, bro.  Relax.

Have a fun weekend, friends!

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