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Grandma died like a champion.

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You know marijuana smoking has made you lazy when you can't even be bothered to pick up your bong.

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Take, smoke: this is my body, which is tokin' for you.

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It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.

Today I present to you this bong. According to the person who uploaded this video, the bong is "the only true compliment of web videos". They also claim that on Bong.0, "even the commercials will be funnier".

Well I guess that settles it. We can just ask the bong that stars in Workaholics if he's interested in a two-show deal.

If you don't want to be watching Bong.0 come January, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! MAYBE.

One thing that often gets overlooked about 4/20 is how close it is to Easter.  In fact, Easter occasionally falls on April 20th.  It happened back in 2003 and will happen again in 2014.

Did people see Jesus rising from the grave because they were blazingly high?  Probably.  That's for the courts to decide.

But regardless, in honor of both 4/20 and Easter, I present to you this photograph of a rabbit smoking dope.

Did the Easter Bunny start collecting candy eggs because he had the munchies?

Yes, that is a proven fact.

And this is kind of off topic, but the dude who invented Peeps had to have totally been high.

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The Real Housewives of Detroit looks like a good show.

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Alvin? Alivin? ALVIN!!!

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For those of you who are disappointed there hasn't been enough vomiting on recent episodes of Tosh.0, here is my Christmas gift to you…

Eggnog Bong.

Yes, Eggnog Bong.

The cool thing about giving the gift of vomiting is that it's the gift that keeps on giving… being that watching someone vomit always makes you want to vomit.

Merry Christmas!

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