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Tara Reid In 2054

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Still probably would." -our blogger Josh

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Smuggling Produce

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Excuse me, can you point me toward the soda/professional sex worker aisle?"

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

Florida woman panhandling to raise money for boob job; Next up on her agenda, squeegeeing windshields for ass implants.

[via Huff Post Weird]

Boob Jobs: There's An App For That

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

According to the Barstool NY:

Users start by taking a photo of their chest – the makers of the app say that pictures taken in a bra or bathing suit work best – before using two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts.

… the app enables women to see what they will look like with their breasts boosted up to three cup sizes.

Come on. Does this app really "enable" women to see what they will look like with bigger boobs? We can do that already. It's called a push-up bra. And we're all wearing one.

If this app enables anyone, I'd say it's bored beachgoers.

I forgot the volleyball, guys. But I do have the iAugment app…

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Did Sarah Palin Get a Boob Job?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 9, 2010 at 11:00AM

The big question everyone has been asking on the Internet the past 24 hours… Well, you just read it in the title…  Did Sarah Palin get a boob job?

Partially based on the images above, popular DC gossip site Wonkette is voting "yes" — because why vote "no" when speculating wildly will create an unverified Internet rumor that will drive a ton of traffic to your website.

Personally, I think this whole thing is just stupid.  It's obvious her breasts have increased in size because she is pregnant again.

See!  You don't have to be a DC gossip site to create ridiculous rumors.  Anyone can do it!  And it's a lot of fun…

Like, did you know Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin was a filthy teenage slut?

Hm…  That one is actually true.

[If you think that joke was too rough, keep in mind that Bristol Palin, the girl who had a child at age 18, now gets paid money to give talks on teen abstinence.  Further proving my point that anyone can spew a bunch of bullshit.]