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"You know where I really want bees to land? My nipples."

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch. 
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

[photo via WPBF]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Drifting Fail (above)
• Nice Boobs (NSFW)
• I Did a Handrail!
• Driveway Shot
• Seal Spin
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Pass Out Trick
• CeWEBrity Profile raw clip: Pussy Power
• Shoe Fire
• Hickey Kid



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We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by David Ludwig.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

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Hey women, how does it feel being obsolete?

[via The Chive]

For perspective, those hearts are actually placemats.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Tori Spelling's family does everything together.

[via The Clearly Dope]

I find pans don't offer the same support as a good solid crockpot.

[via Cherryplucker]