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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

'Just Hangin' Out At Library!'

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

Letting your tits sag won't make the calculus any easier.

[via Izismile]

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Two Nice-Sized Reasons To Celebrate Women's Month

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I was focusing on their hearts."-producer who was swiftly fired

[via Videogum]

This Fruitstand Is Rated R

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just turned on by big-breasted strawberries?

[via Acid Cow]

My Eyes Are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Up Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

I have to dress like this. If I wear a turtleneck it looks like I swallowed a bathtub.

[via Acid Cow]

'Is There A Way To Make That Red… Bloodier?'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

"The tits look great though."

[via Lamebook]

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Come On, Triple Cherries!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

Hey, Katy Perry's breast reduction isn't going to pay for itself.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Come To This Assisted Living Facility Often?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

If you got it, flaunt it! And by "it" I mean a really embarrassing t-shirt.

[via Imgur]

Uh, It Was Meant As A Gag Gift, Neil

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 6:00PM

"I'm excited to meet you too. I'll be the one with the red rose. And the tits shirt."

[via The Chive]

This Isn't Mary Fran's First Rodeo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 29, 2012 at 4:00PM

This is, however, her first white guy.

[via I am Bored]

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Talk About A Sea Nymph

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

The baby tourists love this fountain.

[via Oddee]

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