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Don't forget to spay or neuter your daughter.

[via It Makes No Sense]

That's the number of drunk college kids I predict will try to bang these jack-o-lanterns tonight.

[via Izismile]

That's because Champaign is on her tits.

GET IT? CHAMPAIGN, ILLINOIS?? God I'm good.

[via The Chive]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Big Muscles and Boobs (above)
• Hoop Launch
• Orbital Sander on Foot
• Oh No! Oh Dear God, No!
• A Black Guy, a Priest, and a Rabbi
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bulldozer Rampage
• Frustrated Asian Driver
• Exclusive Interview: Krispy Kreme
• The Man Shot
• Pretty Bridge

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

<<blinks>> ..I'm sorry, what were you saying?

[via YouTube]

Luckily for him he sat next to this woman and not Kate Hudson.

[via Izismile]

Chef Boyardee has been acting weird since the divorce.

[Via Acid Cow]

I'm not bad. I'm just whittled that way.

[via TheChive]

To film her titties, at dangerous altitudes.

[via HuffPo]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Turtle Orgasm
• Propeller Girl (above)
• Hammer Hand
• Walk Off Home Run
• Demolition Cars
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Male Stripper
• How To Catch A Kangaroo
• Web Redemption raw clip: Rock Climber Fail
• Lucky at Gas Pump
• Fem Skin
• A Jew Touches Ham