Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Vin Diesel break dancing. Remember when he covered 'Stay'? Man of many talents.
- You can't say Hump Day at school anymore. Because SEX.
- Chicks without bras on. Stop jerking off in your cubicle, Tim.
- 7 ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew. They aren't classy, but mama needs her vino.
- Cameraman fails compilation. It's hard out here for a cinematographer.
- 14 inventors who were killed by their own inventions. Does the Segway guy count? I guess not.
- A plasma TV getting fried. So pretty!
- Drunk dial a congressman! Do it. DO IT.
- 26 Easter eggs in Grand Theft Auto 5. Aliens errwhurr.
- And a son surprised his dad with Bengals tickets. Dust storm ahead.
[video via Buzzfeed]