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I'm not saying all black guys look alike, I'm just saying they all look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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I'm not going to say anything about how she looks like she's about to get a facial.

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This is a lot like the time I smeared boogers all over my etiquette book.

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The first draft was titled "My Grandmother, And The Potatoes That Want To Fuck Her."

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The Little Dog That Pooped Puppies was one of my favorite books growing up!

If they'd only make a children's book out of this.

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On the first day, God ninja kicked a lamp and there was light.

On the second and third day, He parted the waters and made dry land like WHOOSH! and POW!

On the sixth day, He made women with huge tits in skin tight leotards.

..And there was no seventh day, because nobody sleeps in comic books.

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At least you're not eating tacos wrong like this fucking idiot.

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Because God doesn't love you.

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Either the sun is really working or the book is. Because that girl was white when she got here.

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Because you watched them discuss Kim Kardashian's sex tape and said, "But wait, how do the grandmas feel about BDSM???"

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