book club

Our favorite tan hamster has written a novel called "A Shore Thing", the content of which will make you want to drop what you're doing and head for the nearest online bookstore.

Whet your appetite with these nuggets of brilliance:

"Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage."

"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

I once had an argument with Mike that began with my proclamation that Snooki, in her own way, is somewhat of a genius.

Well. When you're right. You're right.

[via NYPost]

…Snooki will find you. And she'll make you join her book club.

[via TBT]

This is my version of a book club. I'm passing on books to you, via this blog, that I think you should read because I found them on the internet. Sure, I haven't read them, but a friend of mine passed them onto me, and now me onto you. Don't thank me until you see yourself.

Here's this amazing set of pictures of vintage erotic pulp books in a Portland, OR bookstore. What?s even more wonderful about this is that there seems to be a book for whichever sexual lifestyle you fancy. I'm positive they're all fantastic reads.

You can flip through the pictures yourself, but here are a few of my faves.

Can't you imagine just snuggling up with "First Hump" with a cup of hot cocoa and your favorite blanket?

What about gathering the family 'round to read a few chapters of "The Trouble with Marilyn's Pants: She Kept on Losing Them!"

And what about the classic "Homo Laws?"  It's quite the hot topic these days.  

I hope you enjoy all these books for this week's book club.  Unless these are horrible and book club gets cancelled.  

Chances for that are pretty high.  

[via Sparkiepop]