books

The first draft was titled "My Grandmother, And The Potatoes That Want To Fuck Her."

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Ever get the feeling some kids would benefit from a light beating?

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Is there a book about how to do the opposite of that? Cuz my family will be here any minute.

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Move over, New York Times Book Review. Here comes "This Guy's Face."

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I love it when children's books teach youngsters about sex and blow jobs, don't you? More after the jump!

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I'm just gonna CliffsNotes it.

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Jesus Fucking Christ, I Did Not Agree to This! by the Cat

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Personally, I prefer the book written by her husband Tom Middleton: Boy, Hide Like a Muthafucker.

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It's the perfect book to read to your children after four beers.

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To be fair, Cars does teach kids the valuable lesson that even Pixar will half-ass a movie to sell toy cars.

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