'My Grandson Is Weird'
The first draft was titled "My Grandmother, And The Potatoes That Want To Fuck Her."
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The first draft was titled "My Grandmother, And The Potatoes That Want To Fuck Her."
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Ever get the feeling some kids would benefit from a light beating?
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Is there a book about how to do the opposite of that? Cuz my family will be here any minute.
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I love it when children's books teach youngsters about sex and blow jobs, don't you? More after the jump!
Personally, I prefer the book written by her husband Tom Middleton: Boy, Hide Like a Muthafucker.
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To be fair, Cars does teach kids the valuable lesson that even Pixar will half-ass a movie to sell toy cars.
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