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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

The Female Body Is An Amazing Thing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

Don't look at it too long- it's actually hypnotizing you to like Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

[via Failblog]

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Dogs Are Awesome, Case Closed

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 2:00PM

And for his next trick, Harry will roll over to "They see me rollin'…"

PS I feel like this little guy would totally get along with him.

[via Barstool]

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The Thinking Man's Booty Clap

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

I work at Hooters, but my ass goes to Juilliard.

[via Gears Patriot]thumbbeethovenass

How Old Do We Think He Is? 13? 35?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 2:00PM

couple

"Slate grey was the right choice, babygirl."

[via Acid Cow]

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WoW

These People Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

This is going to make the PERFECT lullaby for Kim and Kanye's baby.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Videogum]

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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

"My bad, Ms. Frizzle. Gurl, that's a booty valve!"

[via Unique Daily]

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'Dude, That's TOTALLY Me!'

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 5:00PM

Don't get too excited yet, buddy. It may just be laundry day.

[via The Chive]

Mommy's Trying To Smack That Booty, Honey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 27, 2012 at 4:00PM

"Don't mind him. He's an attention whore just like that sonofabitch he calls a father. Anyway- MySpace me!"

[via Parenting Fails]

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Childbearing Hips

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

Kim Kardashian is going to be a great mom.

[via Eat Liver]

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The Case of the Disappearing Pole

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 3, 2012 at 5:00PM

"Great, now my hands are free to read about booty enhancement techniques."

[via Poorly Dressed]

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