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10 Sloppy Drunks

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

There's nothing wrong with a bit of drinking. In fact, some of the greatest minds in history also happened to be big fans of the sauce. Benjamin Franklin was a giant boozehound and it didn't stifle his brilliance one bit. But there is a line and when you cross it, like our lovely friend pictured above, you quickly lose the potential for patenting genius inventions and just wind up picking splinters and ants out of really sensitive areas.

But hey, when it's not you, it's hilarious. So click below for more legends of the blackout…

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Unique Daily]

10 Super Senior Citizens

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 6, 2013 at 3:00PM

Far too often, the elderly are completely overlooked in our society. Sure they're cranky, dangerous behind the wheel, and sometimes smell funny, but that doesn't mean they aren't still awesome. Maybe this year if you realized Grandma probably doesn't want another mint-colored sweatsuit with a raccoon on it, and instead bought her a bong and a handle of Cognac for her birthday, you'd see just how joyous and full of life she can still be.

So respect your elders, you dicks. And click below for more proof of geezer greatness…

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10 Great Gifts For Me (Or Your Favorite Alcoholic)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

Hey guys, it's May 17th. You know what that means: only 11 more months to my birthday. But what to get for the man who has everything, and by "everything" I mean a drinking problem?

I've helped you out and compiled 10 slosh-tastic gift ideas for either me or the special sauce-hound in your life. Ideas like the stealthy "Wallet Flask" (above), or perhaps something a bit more traditional, like the "Booze Belt" (below).

Click below for more alcohol-themed gifts, ya lush.

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Being A Janitor Seems Stressful

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

"These guys are like my testicles. (Only one of them actually works.)"

[via Break]