booze

Hey guys, it's May 17th. You know what that means: only 11 more months to my birthday. But what to get for the man who has everything, and by "everything" I mean a drinking problem?

I've helped you out and compiled 10 slosh-tastic gift ideas for either me or the special sauce-hound in your life. Ideas like the stealthy "Wallet Flask"(above), or perhaps something a bit more traditional, like the "Booze Belt"(below).

Click below for more alcohol-themed gifts, ya lush.

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"These guys are like my testicles. (Only one of them actually works.)"

[via Break]

"Couple more rounds and I won't be able to walk, either!"

[via The Chive]

Hey women, how does it feel being obsolete?

[via The Chive]

Fixin' Uglies Since 1973. (Coincidentally the year I got married!)

[via Eat Liver]

Pretty impressive 'til you realize he's also shitting and pissing himself.

[via Acid Cow]

Geez, I hope he made it to last call.

[via Imgur]

Or possibly Donald Duck. I'm not sure.

[via Videogum]

Booze: the only thing that dulls the pain of not owning a Mac.

[via Break]

"I'm not drunk. I just suddenly realized how I looked in a sweater vest."

[via The Chive]