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Reminds me of that old pirate tune, "Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bucket Of Cum."

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Fat Bottle Ninja (above)
• A cheerleader fell on her face
• A monkey got a workout
• Two dudes got on their knees in this week's Video Breakdown
• We learned how to sing with Ken's vocal training
• And Daniel showed you how to follow him on Instagram.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Big Fight (above)
• Bar Cheerleader
• Workout Monkey
• Crotch Taze
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Knee Fights
• Truck Door Opens
• Web Redemption raw clip: Fat Bottle Ninja
• Beam Fail
• Ken?s Vocal Training

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we redeem this guy and find out what he has against bottles.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

When you're dehydrated, every second counts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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I don't see anything wrong with pretending your baby's bottle is your penis.  Your penis is what got you into this "having a child" mess to begin with.  It might as well help out with some of the chores.

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The trick is to not value your life.

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The dad was furious.  Both him and his wife are Sprite drinkers.

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Good luck, kid.  If you get it open, your next two are on me.

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